Thursday, April 9, 2020

Bored James Bored

The world has a new 00 now, and his name is 19, Covid 19 or as I like to call him 0019.
This new agent has, like his predecessors, a license to kill, and he doesn't care who his victims are or where they're from.
0019 is much more effective than the rest of the 00's and even 007. It took him less than two months to shut down the entire world. No planes, trains, cars or even people can move around freely when he 's around. Unlike 007, no one knows who he really is, there is a picture, but that too is inconclusive.

All around the world governments are trying very hard to get rid of him or at the very least find something that can stand up to him or even slow him down.

A main difference from 007 has been found, which is his affection to older women (or men), instead of the usual 00's style. This discovery convinced few world leaders to look at these "targets" as expendable. By doing so they thought it will help them deal with rest of us faster. But 0019 as we mentioned before doesn't care who he hurts, so... he's now killing people of all ages.
It also seems that 0019 is killing aimlessly but when looking carefully at his destruction path one can notice that what he really aims for, is to domesticate us animals, a fact that will cause a few raised eyebrows with those who believe in conspiracy theories.

Whatever his aim is, I think we better stay off his path if possible. Maybe some time home, apart from the rest of society and especially apart from nature is all we need to get our humanity back.


Great minds...